What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

My wife always forces me to suck my bulls dick and balls and even Lick his cum from her face and tits and they even humiliate me very badly plus she always talks about big Dicks everywhere everytime and show me pics of huge cocks what should I do ?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

What was the weakest period in US history in terms of military strength? Was it during World War II or the Vietnam War?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What sexual fantasies do you have?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Have you ever really seen aliens or UFOs by yourself? Can you share your experience?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the American mobile phone number format?